I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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