He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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