Barsexuality is the new black.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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