So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
50% drunk capacity currently
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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