Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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