I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize
