i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Can i not drive my cunt home
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
