just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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