Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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