Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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