If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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