i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I want her autograph on my taint
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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