We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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