I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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