I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
