This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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