i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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