its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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