When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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