if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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