I didn't shave. On purpose
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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