i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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