we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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