The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
As shirtless as possible
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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