UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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