Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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