After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
