My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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