Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
