I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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