I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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