we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
