Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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