What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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