3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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