Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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