This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
