I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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