love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
