So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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