Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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