Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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