Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i've created a new STD.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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