They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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