Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
