Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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