Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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