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(559): View more from California

if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.

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First class.

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(540): View more from Virginia

when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES

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(240): View more from Maryland

So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting

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(630): View more from Illinois

The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.

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