Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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