Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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