We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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