And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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