hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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